I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
