your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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