no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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