Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
