Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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