Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Your cock deserves a montage
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
