Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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