bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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