I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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