I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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