it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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