I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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