you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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