Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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