I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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