Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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