Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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