yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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