Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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