dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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