3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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