You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
