I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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