Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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