Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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