He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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