I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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