I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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