These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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