can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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