i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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