wrigley field is MILF paradise
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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