so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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