in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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