Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
