so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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