Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize