what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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