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This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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