And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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