Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We had sex on a dog bed..
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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