How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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