So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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