Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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