yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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