some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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