I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Randomize
