white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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