my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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