Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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