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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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